My Insane Asylum

So this is me. Jessica Kennedy. I suffer from severe ADHD and can NEVER pay attention to anything! I love classic movies and bands! i hate hip hop and rap and LOVE heavy metal. I live in Australia and am a major Potter head! well thats me for now! Isn't he cute?? That hamster is so amusing! feed him! his name is Boris!

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Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn’t be. And what it wouldn’t be it would. You see?

CC, Jake and Jinxx about tattoos Interviewer: How many [tattoos] do each of you have in total right now?
Jake: *looks down at his arms* Erm, I don't really know how to count this really. A lot?
Jinxx: *also looks at Jake's arms* I'd say 12.
Jake: Erm, 18,000 tattoos..
Jinxx: *looks at his arms* Yeah, I don't know.
Jake: I wish..
*Interviewer, Jake and Jinxx look at CC*
CC: I... I have 2.
What you said: I'm from Australia
What they heard: G'day mate, crikey this weather's crazy. I'll put another shrimp on the Barbie after I ride my kangaroo, stone the flamin crows mate I think a dingo ate my baby.

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